He already runs Venezuela, Iran, North Koreaโฆ
now he runs Solana.
THE LORE
First Venezuela ๐ป๐ช
Interim President, Professional Diplomat
Then Iran ๐ฎ๐ท
Interim Ayatollah, Oilgarch
Then North Korea ๐ฐ๐ต
Supreme Leader vibes, no further questions
Accidentally Greenland ๐ฌ๐ฑ
Realizing he has to be Governor of Greenland
Also Minnesota ๐ฆ
Governor of Minnesota (hunting attire required)
Finally... Solana โก
Secretary of Solana, Controller of TPS, Vibe Manager
SECRETARY POWERS
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Controls Gas Fees (emotionally)
Based entirely on vibes and international relations
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Approves All Solana Transactions
Trust me bro, he literally signs each one
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Personally Optimizes TPS
65,000 TPS? That's his personal record
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Deploys Vibes per Second (VPS)
The most important metric. Currently infinite.
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This is a meme. This is satire. This is not financial advice.
The Secretary of Solana does not actually control Solana (yet).
No Marco Rubios were harmed in the making of this memecoin.
DYOR. NFA. Vibes only.